JawsForJesus: I bet tons of brown people died excavating King Tut's tomb but...
JawsForJesus: I bet tons of brown people died excavating King Tut's tomb but you only hear about the white guys who died, ain't that curious
View ArticleJawsForJesus: OK my cat's home so I'm done raining down pwnage on Unsolved...
JawsForJesus: OK my cat's home so I'm done raining down pwnage on Unsolved Mysteries. Good the fuck night
View ArticleJawsForJesus: What's that? You want my twitter handle when I apply for your...
JawsForJesus: What's that? You want my twitter handle when I apply for your job? Why yes it's FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
View ArticleJawsForJesus: anyone who wants to deliver wine to my bed would receive the...
JawsForJesus: anyone who wants to deliver wine to my bed would receive the highest honor an unemployed zinesmith can bestow
View ArticleJawsForJesus: it's not a very high honor but it's the best a guy who wants...
JawsForJesus: it's not a very high honor but it's the best a guy who wants more wine than he can stay awake for can muster
View ArticleJawsForJesus: baby can't make feel-good chemicals in his brain on his own so...
JawsForJesus: baby can't make feel-good chemicals in his brain on his own so he needs to drink rotted grape juice until he hallucinates happiness
View ArticleJawsForJesus: don't worry bar website, I didn't want to know when you opened...
JawsForJesus: don't worry bar website, I didn't want to know when you opened so I could grab the card I left there last night
View ArticleJawsForJesus: oh christ it's gonna be one of those days. it's gonna be one of...
JawsForJesus: oh christ it's gonna be one of those days. it's gonna be one of those days I am so cranky I will even yell at a website
View ArticleJawsForJesus: I don't even know if coffee will make me feel better or just...
JawsForJesus: I don't even know if coffee will make me feel better or just give me a more alert, focused rage
View ArticleJawsForJesus: you win, Day. I'm going to stay in bed with Ken Burns...
JawsForJesus: you win, Day. I'm going to stay in bed with Ken Burns documentaries and hopefully just pass away quietly in my sleep
View ArticleJawsForJesus: "Conspiracy to keep the world boring" should be the only...
JawsForJesus: "Conspiracy to keep the world boring" should be the only capital crime
View ArticleJawsForJesus: a house divided against itself cannot stand, but it can BUST A...
JawsForJesus: a house divided against itself cannot stand, but it can BUST A FUCKIN' MOVE ::battle hymn of the republic techno remix::
View ArticleJawsForJesus: @neblinita how well supervised are you/do you have copy machine...
JawsForJesus: @neblinita how well supervised are you/do you have copy machine privileges? (1/2)
View ArticleJawsForJesus: @neblinita (2/2) I started making 'zines during do-nothing time...
JawsForJesus: @neblinita (2/2) I started making 'zines during do-nothing time at my last job and it changed my life
View ArticleJawsForJesus: @hemantmehta remember that time it looked like Santorum might...
JawsForJesus: @hemantmehta remember that time it looked like Santorum might pull it off? I would've sold an organ to see an Obama/Santorum race
View ArticleJawsForJesus: RT @substitute: Now I want to see the secret Obama tape where...
JawsForJesus: RT @substitute: Now I want to see the secret Obama tape where he laughs for 15 minutes straight about ever regulating Wall Street or end ...
View ArticleJawsForJesus: RT @KimDotcom: Dear Megaupload friends please RT...
JawsForJesus: RT @KimDotcom: Dear Megaupload friends please RT #WeWantMegauploadBack to @BarackObama & @MittRomney.
View ArticleJawsForJesus: RT @toddschnitt: .@MittRomney don't back down. Double down....
JawsForJesus: RT @toddschnitt: .@MittRomney don't back down. Double down. Your dream is prosperity for the #47Percent. With #Obama there is a ZERO per ...
View ArticleJawsForJesus: RT @vadum: If America ever needed Andrew Breitbart it needs him...
JawsForJesus: RT @vadum: If America ever needed Andrew Breitbart it needs him now more than ever. #tcot #teaparty #war
View ArticleJawsForJesus: It's 2 AM PST and I fucking love America
JawsForJesus: It's 2 AM PST and I fucking love America
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